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Post by Auriga on Dec 23, 2006 14:02:01 GMT -5
Some might have but thet are trained how to get out of a helicopter in water. My cousin she had to do this test where they have a upside down helicopter with people inside it then they drop you in water and you have to get out.
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Post by Rand on Dec 23, 2006 21:56:18 GMT -5
Sounds like fun! I WANNA BE DROPPED IN THE WATER IN A HELICOPTER! I hope I can swim...(Sarcasm..)
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Post by Rand on Dec 27, 2006 15:26:53 GMT -5
*Pokes signature* I can show you how ta do that if ya want, or just do it for ya....I'll do a different picture of course. xD It's wrong, but the schoolbus thing is funny.
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Post by Rand on Dec 29, 2006 13:22:08 GMT -5
Words of Wisdom: Never try to do the cha cha slide on a trampoline at night with someone else, it dosen't work very well.
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Post by Rand on Jan 6, 2007 20:09:16 GMT -5
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo
Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all I'm getting
There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel
Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo
Plus "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, and there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scaring me
"Look ma, no cavities" Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna)
My butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To "24" to "Law And Order" The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" Then I bet I watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) (You're Gonna)
Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"
Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider
And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"
Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A 30 second spot Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" I forgot
I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got One brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna)
You can watch anything you want to, man
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Post by Rand on Jan 6, 2007 20:09:36 GMT -5
Definantly an improvement..
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Post by Auriga on Jan 7, 2007 21:29:08 GMT -5
......uh ok.......!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by Rand on Jan 9, 2007 21:04:49 GMT -5
....Don't ask..it's safer.
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Post by Auriga on Jan 10, 2007 23:00:30 GMT -5
xD I'll trust you on that.
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Post by Rand on Jan 13, 2007 14:34:48 GMT -5
It is a funny song though. xDDD
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Post by Rand on Jan 14, 2007 21:57:19 GMT -5
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Post by Rand on Jan 14, 2007 21:57:55 GMT -5
I understand everything they say perfectly. Seriously..
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Post by Rand on Jan 16, 2007 18:45:41 GMT -5
As you can see, I made us little wolf buddies, if yu want to play with it, just click on it, and you can feed it, make it howl, and growl and stuff....even though it growls kind of like a lion..but, oh well.
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Post by Auriga on Jan 17, 2007 17:34:59 GMT -5
xD This is so cool.
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Post by Rand on Jan 17, 2007 17:39:54 GMT -5
They're so kewte too!
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Post by Auriga on Jan 17, 2007 19:12:42 GMT -5
Yup.
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Post by Rand on Jan 17, 2007 19:50:49 GMT -5
Have you clicked on it and played with it yet?
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Post by Rand on Jan 20, 2007 0:24:01 GMT -5
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Post by Rand on Jan 20, 2007 0:24:50 GMT -5
You have to watch that. It's a whose line episode, and RYan totally killed the Irish Drinking Song, and Colin helped by saying meow.
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Post by Rand on Jan 20, 2007 0:31:58 GMT -5
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Post by Auriga on Jan 21, 2007 15:48:08 GMT -5
xDDD That was funny.
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Post by Rand on Jan 21, 2007 19:43:00 GMT -5
On the first one, I laughed for like twenty minutes nonstop. It just kinda makes you wonder what Ryan was trying to do.
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Post by Auriga on Jan 24, 2007 19:29:08 GMT -5
xD
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Post by Rand on Feb 1, 2007 21:30:03 GMT -5
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Post by Rand on Feb 1, 2007 21:30:42 GMT -5
It's fun to ride flying pickeles with your sword and kill the evil lemons, huh?
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Post by Auriga on Feb 1, 2007 22:39:08 GMT -5
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Post by Auriga on Feb 1, 2007 22:41:12 GMT -5
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Post by Rand on Feb 2, 2007 17:20:54 GMT -5
It's alot better than having normal boring smilies that mean nothing.
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Post by Auriga on Feb 15, 2007 20:21:00 GMT -5
I agree.
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Post by luna on Jul 20, 2007 19:37:18 GMT -5
WH*ORES. YOU ALL PHAYL. LAWLZLAWZLAWZ.
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